The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies

I used to ignore forwarded emails & messages but recently, I have this renewed interest regarding those. Seems that most of the items are interesting to note and remember. Some are also very entertaining and can make you smile for the day.

Just like the one I'm sharing in this blog post. Usually when we go out of office, we leave a message in our outlook so our colleagues will know that we're out and where they can contact us for emergencies.

Here are the best out of office email auto-replies (as shared in the forwarded email):

1. I'm currently out at a job interview & will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I'm out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4. Sorry to have missed you but I'm at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
5. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 7/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the 1st 10 words & $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7. The email server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (the beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over & over).
8. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
9. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
10. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any message.
    

Please take note that this is just for fun! Use it if you want to but be ready & responsible for the consequences hehehe

David Cook & David Archuleta Live in Manila

I had the privilege to watch the Davids concert last May 16 (Thanks Az for the ticket). I was able to watch the season where both Davids are competing in American Idol. David Cook was my favorite that time and was rooting for him. I was very happy that he won

The way they are both promoted after the show is pretty impressive, both have their own albums, both have their own fanbase (which is huge IMHO). Having them both perform here in Manila at the same time is super nice!!

The concert was held in Mall of Asia. Pretty big open field great for concerts. The ticket I got was for the bronze section. When we say bronze section, it is at the farthest side (meaning at the back hehe ). We can't see the stage at all and we just stood there on the grass for about 3-4 hours. I didn't realize it would hurt that much because i was wearing my usual high heels!!

I feel that it is still worth it even if we are just watching them perform on the screen. See pictures below:

This is David Archuleta on the screen... I hope I can see the stage though but it's enough for me, hey my ticket's free! Why should I complain?



And here is David Cook at the background, I have to have a souvenir so I posed in front of the screen



I think there was about 40,000 people who watched the concert. It was truly worth it! Both Davids sang about 3-5 songs.. both are cute, adorable & entertaining. I love their songs! Was able to capture 1 video each for Archuleta & Cook.

Here they are, enjoy!

More pictures here.

Angels & Demons Movie Review

When I watch movies, I really dont try to analyze it so much. I just sit, relax and watch. I never read the book and I don't plan to read it in the future.

I would like to thank TV5 for the opportunity to watch this movie at their special screening. I'm sorry that this post is soooooo long overdue. Got problems with my DSL connection at home so didn't really have the means to go online (will post about this soon).